1) Which Paul might be getting his head shaved completely or styled into a Mohawk?
Solution: The person from the 845 who texted me would know...except I don't know who he/she is and am now past the socially acceptable point of asking, since I followed up with "Lol what?" instead.
2) What exactly CAUSES the swine flu?
Solution: Just eat your daily falafel and nobody will get hurt.
3) What is Lauren doing at the end of this week?
Solution: Read Jason and Sean's Facebook walls to find out.
4) If it's not on Facebook, did it really happen?
Solution: SBS residents say NAY, but (some of) their RA's beg to differ.
5) Who took Tanya's clothes?
Solution: Get Ward Dukelow on the case.
6) Why am I about to jump in the shower at 1:10 am?
Solution: Why not?
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