-"We have a class younger than Parent and Me now."
-"What is it called? 'I'm Pregnant'?"
Every thirty seconds, Valentina asks me to watch another part of her routine. As soon as one girl finishes, she steps in front of me before they can. "Can I do this?" She strikes a pose. "Or this?" Another. "Can you watch this?"
Finally, I ask, "Why am I watching?"
"Because," she says matter-of-factly, "I need to win first place again."
Get it, girl!