A Porthole of One's Own

The Perks of Having An Office, Despite the Windows That Are Too High For Anyone to Gaze Out Of:

• Leftover Sierra Mist and half a bottle of water. The previous occupants don't want you to dehydrate.
• Leftover printer, which could prove useful.
• Super crisp and profesh legal-ish pad.
• Really nice pen.
• Phone extension. Call the work line, baby.
• Aforementioned porthole.
• Doors that lock behind you.
• Spinny Chair. Did I even need to list the above items? I think not. In the world of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spinny Chair wins. Always.

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"I usually get protein by having a raw egg. Or an egg with beer. Or none at all." - Victor

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